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A man walks into a bar, so the guy behind him ducks.
Hi. Welcome to Mike Warner's DHTML test page.
    I hope you are prepared for a dynamic (no pun intended) experience!

    If, not. Brace yourself.

The original message about browsers is below. I told you this was old.

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